Written and Directed by Gordon McDowell of OpenSourceVideo.BlogSpot.Com (alternate URL: GordonMcDowell.Com, contact: firstname.lastname@example.org).
Green Screen Narration by Blaise Kolodychuk of SC Entertainment.
Victim played by Andrew Sommerfeld.
Theme Song by CROM.
He who denies Gord a hi-five played by Christian Argyll of OfDubiousOrigin.Com.
Creepy Hands Footage from "Relaxed Wife" found in Prelinger Archives.
Photo of Naked Jogger taken by Alessandro Vernet.
Picked On School Girl footage from "Other Fellows Feelings" found in Prelinger Archives.
Relaxing Music (04:41 -> 04:57) "Aube by Phoebus for zikweb.org" by zikweb.
Nitrogen Image by GregRobson.
Photo of bus shelter by elsie! / Les Chatfield.
Photo Inside Church by Claudecf.
Photo of Minivan by Niteowlneils.
Seatbelt Diagram by Pmcm.
Please contact Gordon if you'd like your credit information altered.